and the feng shui master at work said...

Some chinese is so superstitious that they need to go the 'extra mile' and get a feng shui master to come change their bad luck to good luck. i am not that kinda beliver to trust giving money off to someone for their servicese to make my luck change.

its God that bless us and only God can change that.. and definately not the flow of chi and whatnots in the house or anywhere for that matter. its my reasoning. so hey, if ur a fengshui beliver, dont take it to heart k.

its my 2 cents anyway... if u wanna kutuk me, do it on ur own blog.

so the Master Teh at work said the company isnt making money cause of the wrong positioning of the two giant size pack drinks display at the receptionist. seems that the boxes is blocking the flow of business or whatever he thinks it is... so he came and suggest ...

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the Master Teh said that fishes is good. *must be the water that keeps on flowing constantly?*

so yea.. one morning i saw as what was depicted in the video..

so from now, two things can happen.
a. the fishes are kissing = making out = good luck?
b. the fishes are biting each other = killing each other = bad luck?

either way.. lets wait and see :p

A baby wtih an attitude...

My colleague's kid is kinda cute.. He has an attitude and very clever to merajuk...

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maybe 1 day can be a rapper ._.

getting pwned

im not racist... but this is what u mean by getting pwned.. focus on the malay guy there ._.

so memalufying oni

Something i found on the net...

FIller post... but its hilarious =)

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The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman and was somewhat upset --

'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!'

And the husband replied 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.'

'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed, 'but they'll be the last words you'll ever say to me!!

And the husband began --


'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was thin, poorly dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days !

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night - the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,which you don't use because I don't have good taste.
I went and found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas - the one that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at that expensive shoe boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please, do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'

Dad's cool invention

So... sometimes when driving then reach the touch N go wanna touch.. have to stretch out and to your disapointment.... your car is too far away from the sensor... OR you overshot the touching pane by alot...

well, this happened to my dad a few times adi.. then he got kinda pissed and being a retired man and nothing much to do at home.. he became an inventor.

well.. this is what he made....

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basically.. the blue handle thingi is the base of a table top calander....

the Touch n Go is stick onto the thing with celophane tape.

so now u can drive far away and still reach the pane ^^

dad was so proud of this invention...

im proud of my dad. lol.

he's so cute >.<

must be sien at home nothing better to do adi.